You may have been to too many trade shows If……
The sugar packets in your pantry all come from hotels.- You’ve adopted Greenwich Mean as your personal time zone.
- You use a promotional pen to sign the check.
- Your spouse got you a beer and you left her a tip.
- You actually bought something from SkyMall.
- When you dropped your kids off at school, you arranged to meet them “back at the booth.”
- This is your theme song.
- You have so many reward points, Budget upgrades you to a stretch limo.
- You get a text from your spouse, suggesting you get together “next time you’re in town.”
- The TSA doesn’t bother checking your bags anymore.
